Tuesday, April 7, 2009

King of the Blumpkins **UPDATED**

*UPDATE*
Proof that young duke already runs shit: Asher Roth, blumpkin king, personally climbed into the internet and strongarmed that Cee-Lo track from off this blog. We're truly sorry, Asher. Truly sorry.

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There are exactly two weeks left before Asher Roth drops his debut album and white kids everywhere (well mostly in the suburbs) shit themselves and start speaking in tongues. And by speaking in tongues I do mean rapping about their boring lives: playing video games, eating fast food, watching South Park, and um, what else do kids in the suburbs do?


Still don't know? Ask this guy. Comparisons to Eminem and the King of the 'Burbs aside, Ash Roth has a thing or two going for him. Plus we don't want to be on his shitlist when he takes over the world.

BTW - this song with Cee-Lo isn't sucky AND there's either an iTunes or Japanese bonus or someshit featuring Slick Rick. The Ruler is back and he's calling out all the homophobes in the game... just you wait.

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www.myspace.com/asherrothmusic

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3 comments:

Hima said...

fuck asher roth (word verification: ductud - not the best i've had)

JamesDewey said...

As a white person from the suburbs I'm personally offended by Asher Roth. Firstly, he is racist (accidentally admits it in his own stupid song...dumb ass cracker)

secondly tracks with cee lo and a gangsta grillz mixtape don't give him actually credibility. those dudes just recognize that every kid i hated in high school (and their progeny) will buy this dumb ass ironic rap music on itunes. fuck asher roth

(word verification: ectoriff - pretty good)

Everybody's Favorite said...

HATE! HATE! HATE!